slapdancing:

poodlepunk:

both of my legs are asleep

Draw dicks on them

(via captain-canon-and-her-ship)

gayjxde:

goforeverforworseorbetter:

goodbye-old-friend:

today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder

so what did you do today

the URL makes it so much better

(Quelle: wnterfelling, via a-lunatic-without-a-cause)

legalwifi:

legalwifi:

me trying to reach goals in my life

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and when i reach them

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(via gnarly)

(Quelle: gh0st-g0nzalez, via hotboyproblems)

unclefather:

andhowdoigetthere:

Guess what state I live in

orange juice

(via captain-canon-and-her-ship)

chaoticlivi:

beesmygod:

usbdongle:

transtrendad:

i just learned that british photographer harry pointer made a lot of captioned photographs of cats in various situations in the late 19th century

look

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look at this

the lolcat is over a century old

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apparently humanity is only capable of making the same jokes over and over

those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

here’s a Web site about Harry Pointer, and here’s another blog entry!

(via the-fault-in-our-castiel)

albrie:

lanceterry:

albrie:

when 6 bloggers share a hotel room…

I counted 5

who do you think took the fucking photo

(via a-lunatic-without-a-cause)

(Quelle: drunkrocker, via whosgirl)

askclint:

If you are reading this, you have survived your entire life up until this point.

You have survived traumas, heartbreak, devastation, the elements, different phases of life. And here you are.

You go, motherfucker. You’re awesome.

(via whosgirl)

camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

(via oncemoreunto-thebreach)

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