both of my legs are asleep
Draw dicks on them
today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder
so what did you do today
the URL makes it so much better
me trying to reach goals in my life
and when i reach them
Guess what state I live in
i just learned that british photographer harry pointer made a lot of captioned photographs of cats in various situations in the late 19th century
look at this
the lolcat is over a century old
apparently humanity is only capable of making the same jokes over and over
those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
when 6 bloggers share a hotel room…
I counted 5
who do you think took the fucking photo
If you are reading this, you have survived your entire life up until this point.
You have survived traumas, heartbreak, devastation, the elements, different phases of life. And here you are.
You go, motherfucker. You’re awesome.
Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”
"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"
Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock
I bet that is the happiest dog