necruse:

witch-of-sound:

zakuro-san:

satinhands:

plankt0n:

lost-moonlight:

Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens

this is one of the most beautiful gifs I’ve seen.

No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Oh fuck no.

It was always the same every day…

The guy would come to beat me up over a tiny, stupid whim.

I wish my day would change from that.

"Sup, nerd~"

"Ready for another lesson??"

"….What the—"

"…Huh?"

"Y-Your chest it—"

"Wait…NO—SHIT—"

"That means we’re—-"

I ASKED FOR A CHANGE, BUT THIS IS NOT WAS I WAS LOOKING FOR.

LMFAO welp this is how I imagined it. ENJOY

-MANIACALLY CACKLES-

I NEED MORE OF THIS

it got better

(Quelle: lovejustsomething, via a-sociopath-without-a-watson)

(via a-sociopath-without-a-watson)

sheepalicious:

takeawaysthepain:

nentindo:

how do beliebers still even exist

How do dumbasses still exist?

thats literally the exact same question

(via pizza)

(via timetravellingsociopath)

http://yukinees.tumblr.com/post/83343062091/loliyo-why-this

loliyo:

why this:

(ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)ʃ)♥

♝ཻ༨͜♝ཻ)✩⃛

ヾ(。◕ฺ∀◕ฺ)ノ

٩(๑꒦ິȏ꒦ິ๑)۶

(۶ꈨຶꎁꈨຶ )۶ʸᵉᵃʰᵎ

ପ(๑•̀ᴗ-♡ॢ)fෆr yෆu*೨⋆*✩

( ᵒ̴̶̷̤̀ुωᵒ̴̶̷̤́ू )❤”

♡ლζ(♛ε♛*ζლ♡

♡ლ(-༗‿༗-)ლ♡

( ᵒ̴̶̷̤̀ुωᵒ̴̶̷̤́ू )❤”

σ(´し_`〃)ゞ

ლ(ٱ٥ٱლ)

˞͛꒰๑ऀ •̆ꈊ͒ू•̆๑ऀ꒱⁇

( ख़ืིڞ◟྄ख़ืི)

⁝(๑⑈௰⑈)◞⁝˚º꒰꒱

(ˊ˃ॣ~˂ˋॣ)«≈՞๑

೭੧(❛〜❛✿)੭೨

sswincestiel:

gambling-withdesire:

superbooked:

i want to open a book store that is 24 hours and people can finally go out at like 2am and be like “i just finished the first book in the series i need the next one stat” or if people are just having a stressful night and want to be surrounded by books

My favorite part about this post is that someone understands that it’s calming to be surrounded by books

a book nightclub.

read responsibly.

Someone make this happen pls.

(via a-sociopath-without-a-watson)

guy:

lecterspet:

juliuscaesarofficial:

hazelnutcappuccino:

whose-titan:

captain-fucking-levi:

rainbowjaeger:

choose-yukki:

akigay:

that same anon just sent me ketchup 15 times what did i do to deserve this

AS SOON AS I REBLOGGED IT SOMEONE SEND ME PIZZA AND MY FRIEND WHO ALSO REBLOGGED THIS GOT APPLE PIE 15 TIMES

IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING CURSE

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i’m gonna

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this is not okay

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UM

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i WASNT EVEN EXPECTING ANYTHING WHAT IS THIS

so far i’ve gotten penut butter, julius caesar, and dicks

???

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i…

(via a-sociopath-without-a-watson)

jennofohio:

newvagabond:

Must be Pepper’s birthday and he only remembered like 5 minutes ago during a fight.

I imagine him getting blasted and falling through the ceiling of a mall next to Victoria’s Secret and just going, “oh, well, while I’m here.”

(Quelle: morti-do, via a-sociopath-without-a-watson)

thescienceofjohnlock:

dream7790:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????

myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:

IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS

This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

(Quelle: ponderouspocketwatch, via a-sociopath-without-a-watson)

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

(via ehcuriousturtle)

dyamirityofthelord:

lucisensitivesatan:

trategos:

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • you have to kill the spider

but spiders are cute and innocent! it should be:

  • you have to catch the spider and release it in the garden

okay

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • just get that spider away from me i don’t care if you send it to italy just get it away

(Quelle: beastector, via mishasmadness)

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