nosdrinker:

is this a threat

(via pizza)

between-caffeine-andnicotine:

fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves it’s considered encouraging suicide and you can get a fine of $25,000 and 10+ years in prison. if they actually commit you can be charged with manslaughter. 

so really it’s in your best interest not to be a cunt.

(Quelle: drvgie, via nix-wibbyli)

(via sorelatable)

wwinrys:

if I ever get my book published and it has a section on FF.N you can bet your fuckin asses I’m going to be posting my own secretly canon fanfiction and never telling anybody

(Quelle: grrowlithe, via nix-wibbyli)

the-jellyfish-princess:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

schmergo:

A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

Oh my god

(via capootsatoots)

(Quelle: memewhore, via the-fandoms-are-cool)

notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

image

And I loved it.

image

You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

(via thranduil-elvenplumber)

iwearadeathfrisbeenow:

loki-cat:

#this is why you can’t join the avengers peter for fuck’s sake

It’s only 10 pm why am I laughing so hard at the eyes on his mask getting wider

(via bowties-and-detective-hats)

(Quelle: sarutobis, via bubblebuttprincess)

homosexauls:

the gays are growing more powerful than i could have imagined 

(Quelle: brazilshit, via gnarly)

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